@GirlDetective Watches Football

I'm Rachel, also known as @GirlDetective. I spend most of my time making stupid jokes on the internet. However, beneath my acerbic exterior beats the heart of a hopeless football fan.

I created this blog so that I could have an outlet for my completely useless football thoughts and comments without having to worry about driving the followers of my regular blog completely bonkers.

I support West Bromwich Albion in the Premier League, but above all else (and despite living in the States), I’M ENGLAND TILL I DIE.